23, gender fluid bi. NSFW 18+ only please. I like a lot of different things. you can ask me anything I am always accepting anons.

 

slunchy:

okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store

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and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.

but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:

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wh-

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whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC

rururinchan:
“ lethal-cuddles:
“ nekomimichi:
“ hattersadventures:
“ wannawatchuwiggle:
“ laughoutloud-club:
“Don’t expect society to put up with your little brats
”
seems reasonable though ?
”
“Horrified” ”
??? That’s a perfectly reasonable request...

rururinchan:

lethal-cuddles:

nekomimichi:

hattersadventures:

wannawatchuwiggle:

laughoutloud-club:

Don’t expect society to put up with your little brats

seems reasonable though ?

“Horrified”

??? That’s a perfectly reasonable request tho???

HOW DARE YOU ASK US TO ACTUALLY PARENT!?

Okay but…story time because I work at a fucking restaurant. Specifically one that has every single main dish on those hotplates. A kid ran into me one time as I was carrying two empty trays back to the kitchen and sent me into the edge of a brick wall right next to me. Like my side collided into the outwards edge and holy fuck y'all know that hurts. AND I almost dropped the trays on the stupid kid. I had to sit out of work for like half an hour cuz it hurt that much, and bruised badly for a few days mind you, while my manager yelled at the customer family for letting the child run around like that. Luckily the family had shame and apologised and left, but godammit if I had been carrying a tray of hot food fresh from the kitchen I wouldn’t have been the only one hurt for sure and injuries would’ve been much worse.

TL;DR DON’T LET YOUR TINY CHILDREN RUN AROUND IN A RESTAURANT. IT’S NOT A PLAYGROUND. IT’S DANGEROUS FOR BOTH THE STAFF, THE OTHER CUSTOMERS, AND THE ACTUAL CHILDREN.

hollow-kid:

cherry-flavored-sigh:

taken last night in vrchat, a girl with an all might avatar was tearing it up

then i asked my boyfriend (the prince) to go join her

@megkelly13 sorry if i had this i would never be any where else 

hypnotic-flow:

sanctuaryofcinema:

Whose Line is it Anyway - Season 13 - Episode 6

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: 8ehd)

kingofthewilderwest:

curly-mermaid-wannabe:

tomhstories:

parkery:

Spider-Man: Homecoming’s Gag Reel

EVERY MOMENT OF THIS IS PURE GOLD

“My parents… are dead” OMG

Everyone crumpling in the background at “Peter-man.”

lastxleviathan:

hottiemcthotty:

theconcealedweapon:

Conservatives: I hate Muslim people. Look at what that Muslim person did at that Orlando LGBT bar.

LGBT people: So, does that mean you care about LGBT people?

Conservatives: No! Gay people are pedophiles, and transgender women are just men who want to invade women’s restrooms and harass women! WE NEED TO PROTECT WOMEN!

Women: So, does that mean you care about women?

Conservatives: Shut up, feminazi! Women in the United States are not oppressed! If you want to talk about women’s oppression, you should be focusing on how women in other countries are treated!

Refugees: So, does that mean you care about people from other countries?

Conservatives: Stay out of our country! Why should we care about refugees when we have people here who need help?

Homeless People: So, does that mean you care about people who need help?

Conservatives: No! Get a job, freeloader!

this is accurate

Accurate.

buggyeyes:

lioness–hart:

lioness–hart:

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

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